- de-friend people you like on facebook, just to make them wonder if you were ever really friends
- use twitter only for flagrant lies about "what you're doing"
- post youtube video diaries at least once a week, full of complaints about a pop culture icon's significance on your life
- wear t-shirts with offensive words, or anything insensitive about recent natural disasters/network tv shuffles/presidential elections
- buy a cd or movie just to break it upon exiting the store; alternatively, hold parties in which you break media artifacts collectively
- write something more than 1000 words, nonfiction, its content of your own volition, and post it on myspace/facebook/whatever
- start a tumblr in which you tell all your secrets through memegenerator.net
- link to random porn videos on your delicious account, with tags like "design" and "culture" and "inspirational"